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Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson: Books 1-3
Louise Rennison
Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia – the first three books together – oo-er!Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging (book 1):There are so many things very wrong with my life.• The boy I like hates me and prefers a wet weed with sticky-out ears.• My so-called �pet’, Angus, just spat at me.• I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.�It’s OK, I’m wearing really big knickers!’ (book 2):• It’s a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God.• I think I have snog withdrawal.• I wonder if the Sex God is having second thoughts about me because of my nose…�Knocked out by my nunga-nungas’ (book 3):• My nunga-nungas are like two sticky-out beacons attracting all the sadsacks in the universe.• I’ve just inspected my legs. I look like I’ve got hairy trousers on.
THE COMPLETE FAB CONFESSIONS OF GEORGIA NICOLSON: BOOKS 1-3
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging
It’s Ok, I’m Wearing Really Big Knickers
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas
Louise Rennison
Contents
Title Page (#ude8fbd03-245b-581a-b99f-f4e3b9ae42aa)
Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (#ub5956019-4291-5f26-a44d-c8b7751dc17f)
It’s Ok, I’m Wearing Really Big Knickers (#ub7baf68a-b4fe-5b2b-91a5-d8415c02a9ed)
Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas (#u82c0cf78-e2bc-55f3-b66c-a75b5b5b51ce)
Copyright
About the Publisher (#u08dd8f7d-9996-5f26-b565-cd8bb8c77f6e)
To Mutti and Vati and my little sister, also to Angus. His huge furry outside may have gone to cat heaven, but the scar on my ankle lingers on. Also to Brenda and Jude and the fab gang at Piccadilly. And thanks to John Nicolson.
Contents
Title Page (#u6c2981e4-aeaf-56e1-9e5b-735c50fbe328)
Dedication (#u88b351d3-9089-52fd-9e0b-b22377bcb86f)
La marche avec mystery
Operation sausage
Tainted love
A bit of rough
The Stiff Dylans gig
Exploding knickers
Jas must die
My dad has become Rolf Harris
The snogging report
I use it to keep my balls still
Pyjama party
The sex god has landed
Georgia’s Glossary (#ud9bd192f-cbea-5c17-87ba-a8c17c9799e9)
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